Womanizer Sex Toy Positions
Ok, if you haven’t heard about the Womanizer Pro yet, head on over to a review I did.
This is the strangest, most wonderful sex toy you’ll encounter. You’ll cum. Like, for sure. I’m not even sure I explained how or why.
Anyways, here’s something different:
Womanizer’s website offers 10 position ideas with pictures to get your juices flowing while using their toy. I took it as a personal challenge to try each and every one of them and let everyone know how they really stacked up. Five positions were solo and five positions involved the Mister. He didn’t really mind, but man have we been having a lot of sex because of this! I would recommend trying all of the solo positions before diving into the team sports.
Well actually, fuck it. Do whatever you want. Here are my experiences:
1. THE DELIGHTFUL DOGGY
She kneels down, bends forward and then supports herself with one arm so that she can use her other hand to put the womanizer on her clitoris.
This position isn’t too bad. The only thing is that if I’m masturbating, I’m usually SO lazy and this takes a little bit of effort. The perk of this is that it feels natural to move your hips without anything in the way as you’re coming. I find that if I take too long to orgasm, my arms start to get tired and sometimes fall asleep. Usually, with the Womanizer, this isn’t a problem though. I alternate between feeling super naughty in this position and somewhat silly when I’m alone, but that’s just me.
The Mister, however, REALLY likes when I play with myself in the doggy position because he can sit back and have a clear view of everything. It takes a little bit of practice to know how much you can move with this attached to your clit so you might want to get a good feel for how the toy works before expecting to be successful here.
This is good practice for #7 – The Stormy Sailor with your significant other.
2. THE SENSUAL SPOON
The classic! She lies on her side and pulls her legs towards her slightly. She then moves the womanizer, which is in her hands, towards her pearl of pleasure in order to stimulate it.
Is this a classic?
Maybe I masturbate wrong.
Oh god! I’ve never liked this position BUT I have a love/hate relationship with it when it comes to using the Womanizer. You’ll want to get everything in place on your clitoris before rolling to your side and closing your legs. If it slips off, you have to sort of reset. I find this rather annoying. The Womanizer is literally the only thing that makes this position great, because I find it awkward in so many ways. If you are a member of the “no thigh gap club,” which most of us are, I find that there isn’t a lot of room to maneuver things in the area in this position.
I feel like this is how repressed cult members have to masturbate: as stealthily as possible and all curled up so nobody could possibly suspect what she’s doing. There is no room for feeling sexy here and no thrusting or gyrating allowed. Your mom probably diddles herself like this while your dad is sleeping.
Oh whatever, I’m totally exaggerating. I still tried it like this and I had a quiet and guilt-ridden orgasm. This tool turns even the worst things into things that make me cum so I’m alright with that.
3. THE PLAYFUL PHOENIX
As light as a feather! She lies on her back and bends her legs. She puts the womanizer on her clitoris with one hand and can additionally stimulate herself with the other hand.
This is my jam! This is my bread and butter and my favorite grey sweater. The “playful phoenix” is the smell of coffee filling my nostrils as I slowly wake up on a cold winter day. If you want to imagine me having a wank (weirdo), this is what you’ve gotta picture.
Does this make me boring?
I’ve never thought of myself as a Phoenix but I’ll die a million times and raise from the ashes just to be able to use the Womanizer again. Perhaps I’m a little dramatic. In all seriousness, this should be the way to start while you’re just learning the ins and outs of your new toy. I find it’s the easiest position to access your clitoris. I find it far more arousing to have my legs spread with the Womanizer because I can pretend a little that it’s a mouth there instead of a Black&Decker iron. As mentioned above, this position is also great if you want to add a vaginal or anal toy to the mix.
4. THE MAGNIFICENT MERMAID
Extremely intense!She lies on her front and bends her legs, so that the womanizer can reach her pearl of pleasure.She can also stimulate herself at the same time with the other hand.
Sometimes this position works great. When I tried this position for the first time with the Womanizer, I reached behind me and inserted a dildo into my vagina as well. The stars aligned and I died and went “under the sea” in a wet mess of my own pleasure. I actually went and told the Mister afterwards that I had a new favorite tickle time position.
Then I did it again, and totally flopped.
I mean, I wasn’t Ariel, I was the sea cow Ursula. Nothing felt right and I couldn’t even get off, which is rare when using the Womanizer. I’ll give you some tricks for this position. Spread your legs as much as you can. You might find it easiest to get the Womanizer positioned while you’re on your back and then flipping over. Get a pillow for under your stomach and decide whether your clit hand feels better over or under that pillow (I find it’s different based on the day). Finally, close your eyes and use your imagination a little bit. You’ll be hitting those high notes in no time!
5. THE BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
Pure bliss!She sits in a relaxed way and opens out her bent legs so that the soles of her feet are touching each other.The clitoris is now free and she can stimulate it with the womanizer.
Yeah, this position technically is good; you have easy access to your clitoris. If you’re only going to use the Womanizer, definitely try this out! There’s something about this position that, if you can clench your vaginal wall muscles while your handy tool is doing the sucking, makes for an extremely good orgasm. Your legs are spread to the max and it feels rather wanton and sexy.
If you’re going to add another sex toy, like a dildo to the mix, I don’t feel like this position is the greatest. The angle is awkward for the insertion of a dildo.
I do have ONE exception to this:
Get a flexible dildo with a suction cup base (I adore my All-American Whopper – totally feels like the real thing) and find some bare floor where you can mount that feller. You can now use both toys and sort of rock on your dildo while your soul is getting sucked out of your clit. It’s cum city for sure. Anyways, I don’t particularly feel like a butterfly in this position usually. I’m probably the most inflexible person ever so my groin gets a little sore if I have to be in this position for too long. I’ll leave it to the gymnasts for the most part.
6. THE RACY RIDING LESSON
Giddyup! He sits on a chair, sofa, etc. and she sits on his knee facing towards him. She then lifts up her slightly bent legs and puts them over his shoulders. He holds her hips and penetrates her. She can now put the womanizer on her clitoris for additional stimulation.
Maybe the Mister and I are defective. This position is fucking ridiculous. In theory and in this picture it looks fine and dandy but, hang on a second, there are some laws of physics that are glaringly ignored here. The first issue is that, like a few other similar positions, the man on the bottom is doing 100% of the thrusting and he has to lift up the woman’s full weight each thrust. This is no small feat.
This problem is compounded because the woman can’t actively help him move in and out because she’s busy HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE so that she doesn’t fall backwards. She has one hand to hold, from what it looks like in the picture, his ear. That ear is supposed to support all of her torso weight. Her other hand is furiously trying to re-position the Womanizer because his jerky fucking movements keep bumping it off of her clit.
If you look at the picture for this position, you’ll even notice the guy looks just worried for his partner; he knows she’ll never cum this way. I certainly fucking didn’t.
7. THE STORMY SAILOR
Full speed ahead! He kneels down, she kneels in front of him with her back facing him. She then bends over and supports herself with her arms. He penetrates her and controls the rhythm of penetration. He can hold and stroke her bum or breasts with his hands and she can put the womanizer on her pearl of pleasure at the same time.
So this position is a gooder; many of us know this already. I just love that they renamed the classic “doggy style” to “the stormy sailor.” I guess it’s called that because he controls the waves of her pleasure? Cheesy as fuck and I don’t think this term will catch on but this position feels great while using the Womanizer on myself. I had to ask that the Mister take things a little more slowly than usual as to not let me cum so quickly!
One thing to beware of in this position, however, is that I find it’s very jerky and super hard to keep the Womanizer where it needs to be. You’ll have to ask the person fucking you to go a little more slowly than usual when you’re just learning the toy.
8. THE RIVETING REAR VIEW
She lies on her side, bends the top leg and opens it out slightly. She then supports herself with her arm. He lies right behind her, also on his side, and supports himself with his arm. He can pleasure her with the womanizer with his free hand and also penetrate her from behind.
Oh this is so hot. I love the closeness of this position and his hot breath on my neck as hes fucking me and taking control. Unfortunately, the Womanizer is seriously difficult to use unless either a) it’s your clitoris that it’s attached to, or b) your face is less than 6 inches away and you’re watching exactly where it needs to go. If we could master this, however, I think we could take on the world!
9. THE LUSTFUL LOLLIPOP
Don’t speak with a full mouth! He stands in front of her while she kneels down facing towards him with spread legs. She can now pleasure him orally and stimulate herself at the same time with the womanizer in one hand. She can hold and caress his bum with her other hand.
Yeah, it’s always hot to touch yourself while performing oral sex. The Womanizer just makes that better.
Nothing new to report here.
I asked the Mister what he thought. His response: “I like blowjobs.” The jury is in folks. Fantastic.
10. THE DELICIOUS DESSERT
Is the table clear? Perfect! She lies on the table, on her back, with her bum near the edge. She then puts the womanizer onto her clitoris while he stands right in front of her, holds her legs and penetrates her.
I’m glad they saved this position for last. This actually is absolutely your best position for using the Womanizer with a partner. Firstly, you are mostly still. You can keep the “mouth” where it needs to be while he drills you. Your legs are open and this provides ample room to access things. The angle of fucking is such that he’s hitting the sweet spot in your vagina and he’s not working against gravity to get a decent thrust in.
This works even better on a couch (he’d be on his knees usually) or the side of a tall bed; both are more comfortable than a table. I guess nothing beats the spontaneity of a good kitchen fuck though.
Some of the suggestions from Womanizer are rather silly. I think it becomes clear that when using this toy, you’ll need to make sure that you’ve got easy access to your clitoris and you’re not in a position where you’ll be jostled TOO much. In case you’ve never noticed, jostling is THE point of sex. Using the Womanizer Pro with a partner can work, so don’t be afraid to do it, but you’ll definitely need a partner that’s willing to learn with you and practice all the time!
If you want to check out the Womanizer Pro, go see it at Adam&Eve
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