Quickshot Fleshlight Review
Three months ago, if you told me that I was going to start creating an authentic Fleshlight collection in the dark depths of my closet, I would have laughed at you. Me? Buy a fake pussy? HA! Yeah right. Have something called the Fleshlight Quickshot at arm’s reach when I’m surfing the internet? Fuck no. YOU’RE TELLING ME I’LL HAVE FOUR FAKE PUSSIES??? Not an ice cube’s chance in hell!
Now here I sit with an unopened box on my kitchen table. And what does it contain? My brand spanking new Fleshlight Quickshot, which also happens to be the fourth iteration of the Fleshlight in my ever growing compilation.
My journey that has gotten me to this point all started here, where I took the plunge and purchased my very first cock pleaser. It was a toss up between building my own Fleshlight and going with the Fleshlight Flight. Spoiler alert, I built my own. That single moment in time is what introduced me to the wonderful world of Fleshlights. Shortly afterwards, I bought a Fleshlight Flight, then a Fleshlight GO.
Most people would have probably stopped buying Fleshlights by now. But here I am, about to have another fresh, new, and exciting (hopefully!) sexual endeavor with my fourth Fleshlight.
Why the Quickshot?
If there is one thing that my intimacy with the classic, GO and Flight has shown me, it’s that you need to specifically set aside some time to use them. It’s like when you are getting a blow job. You COULD just rush to the finish line, but where’s the fun in that? So you end up taking it slowly and experiencing all the licks and strokes she has to offer. THEN you cum in her mouth. Then you have to rinse her off under the tap using warm water to make sure you get all your cum out. And then set her on the nightstand to air dry for the few hours… wait, what? Don’t forget to apply the renewing powder after she dries off..
Having to set this time aside isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but when you want to rub out a quick one, where does that leave you? The Fleshlights I have don’t seem to be the right tools for this job, and that’s where the Quickshot steps in.
Oh, and its only $34.95. Compare that to the $65.95 a classic will set you back. Not that bad at all.
Is it convenient enough to replace my hand for a quickie? Let’s find out.
The Quickshot is vastly different in design compared to all other models of the Fleshlight. It’s a not shrunk down version of the classic like the GO. It’s not a snazzy looking clone (that also happens to hide itself better in the wild) like the Flight. Fleshlight threw out everything about the previous designs and created something brand new, right from scratch. The ONLY thing it shares with it’s bigger brothers is that the sleeve is molded from the the same exclusive Super-Skin material that we have all grown fond of.
There are two iterations of the Quickshot available at the time of this writing. You get to choose between the Boost and the Vantage. I guess the Boost Gold Edition exists as well, but Fleshlight just took a Boost and dipped it in gold pigment so I won’t consider that an additional rendition.
There’s really only two variations between the Boost and the Vantage — the case color and the sleeve texture. The Vantage is transparent and the sleeve contains massaging knobs in a spiral design. The Boost is grey with the same fondling bumps, but in a more symmetrical pattern. Both the Boost and the Vantage use the non-anatomical orifice.
The Fleshlight Quickshot leaves the smallest physical footprint out of all the products that Fleshlight offers. Not just a kind of, maybe, a little bit smaller. It is LESS THAN HALF the size of the classic. With the caps on, the total length is only 4.4″. Take the caps off, and you get a sleeve (insertable) length of 3.5″ and the casing is down to 1.25″. I know the idea was to go compact with the Quickshot, but it seems like it might be hard to get a grip on the case when you get going with something this small. I guess I’ll find out shortly. On the flip side, I’m sure the size will make cleanup a breeze.
And I am sorry for ruining it for you, but, with the caps on, it TOTALLY looks like a barrel full of monkeys. What is seen cannot be unseen!…
I didn’t end up using the Quickshot right when I got it. I thought that if I specifically put aside time to use it like I do with my other Fleshlights, it would leave me disappointed. Besides, I specifically purchased it for when I was short on time, or when I was super lazy and just wanted a quickie. So why would I use it in a scenario that wasn’t true to why I bought it?
Anyways, I was sitting in front of my computer one day, browsing Reddi,t when I ended up on a NSFW post. *sigh* *unzip*. Shit, I have to go pick up Miss from the airport and I had to all of 30 minutes to finish myself off AND to get to my destination. Do some math, and that works out to about 29 minutes of driving and 60 seconds of touching myself.
Yes, perfect. This was the exact setting I was looking for to break in my new toy. I grabbed my Quickshot, lubed up my cock, and went to town.
And I don’t really have much to say about it. I mean, I stuck my cock in it, it felt good, and I came. It wasn’t anything less than that, but it also wasn’t anything more.
Here’s the thing. There are a couple of characteristics about Fleshlights that make them absolutely spectacular. The Super Skin sleeves feel amazing and one of the reasons they do is because they completely gobble up your entire cock. Not just a 3 inch section of it at a time like the Quickshot. So really, it falls short in that department. Not that big of a deal though, because that 3 inches still feel pretty good rubbing against your cock. Much better than your boney, hard hand.
All Fleshlights but the Quickshot are enclosed, so you end up getting a vacuum within the cases. This creates the sensation of something sucking on your cock. The Quickshot is open ended on both ends though. You miss out on that vacuum. Eh, some people actually like to release the vacuum on their Fleshlights anyway.
The enclosed case of all the original designs also end up acting as a lube and cum catcher. There is no mess except for what ends up inside. However, with the Quickshot, you have to remember to contain it yourself. Or not. You don’t have to. But, if you choose not to, you’re stuck cleaning up all your surroundings afterward. And you have to be mindful of how much lube you use. Heaven forbid you get some on that 1.25″ case. Good luck keeping your grip on it.
Individually, these points really aren’t that much of a detractor. But when you add them all up, suddenly it starts to seem like the Quickshot is lacking a certain something. Something that all the other models have.
I know this all sounds negative, but there are a few things that the Quickshot does extremely well. And one of those things is one of the most important cogs on the massive wheel of masturbation — The Orgasm. I love my full size Fleshlights. I really do. But when I’m cumming, I have to stop stroking. My head gets WAY too sensitive to keep it going. Remember how the Quickshot is open ended? You can keep going HARD as you’re cumming. Fucking spot on.
And clean up time. I am starting to get used to having to dry my Fleshlights after every use, but no matter how many times I do it, it’s still a pain in the ass that seems to take up too much of my time. But because the Quickshot is so short, you take out the sleeve, turn it inside out and rinse it off. The inside diameter is larger than the other sleeves so you don’t have to worry about stretching it out unnaturally when you turn it inside out. Blot it with a towel, wipe it down, do whatever you need to do to dry it off. Let it air dry for a couple minutes, and put it away. Easy.
How To Improve Your Wank
As I was writing this post, I tried really hard to find the good attributes of the Quickshot. I did find some, but there still seemed to be more negatives than positives. Maybe, just MAYBE I was looking at everything wrong. I dove into the Quickshot expecting a quick and mess free wank, but maybe I needed to approach this from a different angle. So, I saved the post draft, pulled out the Quickshot again, and changed things up.
Here’s what I did.
We all know fullsize Fleshlights give you remarkable foreplay but can be very overwhelming as you cum. We now know the Quickshot is a little underwhelming during buildup, but goddamn fireworks go off when you cum. Why not use your favourite fullsize Fleshlight, then swap them out when you cum?
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Next, I’m going to convince Miss to suck on my tip as she uses the Quickshot on me. I will update this when she does.
**Edit** I was able to get Miss to suck on my tip as she stroked me with the Quickshot and DEAR GOD did I ever cum hard. I am going to make sure the Quickshot is within arms reach anytime I cum in her mouth now.
I went into this thinking that the Quickshot was supposed to be utilized when you just want a mess free quickie. If those are your expectations, don’t even think about getting this one. If I stopped there, I wouldn’t have ever given this toy a second thought. With that being said, it DEFINITELY has a time and place.
All of the function that went into the design of the Quickshot unfortunately ended up being the reason why it fell short as a stand alone masturbating toy. The reduction in sleeve length ended up making the overall sensation lacking. The open ends designed to make clean up easier actually make more of a mess everywhere else. Yes, the toy itself is easier to clean up, but your surroundings require more attention afterwards.
However, it made me cum. It made me cum HARD. And it let me keep going hard as I was cumming. So as a finisher, it’s fantastic.
It’s also a great addition with a partner. The smaller size makes it easier for her to handle and it makes your cock look bigger. It exposes the tip of your penis which allows her (or him) to suck away as they stroke you.
The reduced proportions make it very easy to store and hide. It almost fits in your pocket.
Verdict? If this is your only Fleshlight, go with one of the original designs. However, for $34.95, it is an excellent supplementary toy to your collection. And it’s excellent with a partner.