You don’t have to be a professional sex toy expert to get off. Everyone gets to be an expert in their own body over time, but it does take time and practice! What this sex toy guide is for is to help you decide which toy you should try out to help you discover more about what makes you go OOOOOH!
No question that you have heard the term “Fleshlight” before. Wait. What’s a Fleshlight? Do you live under a fucking rock? How about Fleshlite? Flashlight sex toy, flashlight vagina, flesh light, flashlight pussy… They’re all the same thing. It’s a male masturbation sleeve that mimics a vagina (or another orifice). It is everywhere. I mean, there are […]
Glass dildos were my “thing” that I knew I wouldn’t like. I have several very firm vibrators that I dislike immensely. My dislike for hard things in my vagina wasn’t a baseless prejudice; my very firm vibrators felt poke-y and they hurt!
I’ve been asked to write glass dildo reviews in the past but I’ve always just politely declined because I didn’t want to actually use the product. If you didn’t already know, I was very very attached to my realistic dildos. I really enjoyed a softer material dildo that was on the wider side for that “full feeling.”
Things were about to change…
Hey so a few years ago I was totally in the dark on prostate toys/prostate massagers. Maybe this is you now. It was actually the Miss that brought up the idea of pegging (her using a strap-on on me) that introduced me to the magic of prostate orgasms.
She made me practice alone with a dildo to see if I even liked it before proceeding to more kinky stuff.
Holy shit I liked it. I liked it very much!
Honestly, you cheap fucker, for the price of a 6 pack, you can have a huge(er) dick, last longer in bed, and look much better doing it. Put a ring on your penis today!