In Part I of Sex Toys for Beginners, we looked at where to buy your sex toys, what materials to choose, and what to expect upon delivery. Now there are a LOT of fucking sex toys on the market. How on earth do you wade through everything? Here you’ll get specific recommendations for different vibrators, […]
Glass dildos were my “thing” that I knew I wouldn’t like. I have several very firm vibrators that I dislike immensely. My dislike for hard things in my vagina wasn’t a baseless prejudice; my very firm vibrators felt poke-y and they hurt!
I’ve been asked to write glass dildo reviews in the past but I’ve always just politely declined because I didn’t want to actually use the product. If you didn’t already know, I was very very attached to my realistic dildos. I really enjoyed a softer material dildo that was on the wider side for that “full feeling.”
Things were about to change…
Sex should not be frustrating.
But it can be and I am intimately familiar with frustrating sex. The feeling of disappointment, embarrassment, and utter defeat when you simply cannot reach that big O with your partner is something I don’t wish on anyone. Pair that with sympathy for your sex pal, who has been going down on you for an hour saying “it’s fine, just relax” and it almost makes you not want to bother even trying next time.
But you do keep trying. Because when it happens, it feels just so amazing.
Nothing says I love you like “here, stick this in your vagina!”
Let’s face it guys.
For Valentines Day, you can get your lady flowers and she’ll appreciate it. If you buy her chocolate she will probably think you are being sweet. Jewelry is always a good bet because it shows you’re not cheap. But what do women really want?
They want mind-numbing orgasms!
We rounded up the most stunning dildos that will ever grace your vagina or anus. Not only are these beautiful pieces amazing showpieces, but they are all fully functional dildos designed to maximize your pleasure!