You don’t have to be a professional sex toy expert to get off. Everyone gets to be an expert in their own body over time, but it does take time and practice! What this sex toy guide is for is to help you decide which toy you should try out to help you discover more about what makes you go OOOOOH!
Apparently orchids are magical g-spot flowers. This vibrator is curved perfectly, and I mean perfectly, for my G-spot. Will it be the same for you?
I have no fucking idea.
But this flower can pollinate my pussy any day.
Sex should not be frustrating.
But it can be and I am intimately familiar with frustrating sex. The feeling of disappointment, embarrassment, and utter defeat when you simply cannot reach that big O with your partner is something I don’t wish on anyone. Pair that with sympathy for your sex pal, who has been going down on you for an hour saying “it’s fine, just relax” and it almost makes you not want to bother even trying next time.
But you do keep trying. Because when it happens, it feels just so amazing.
Womanizer Sex Toy Positions Ok, if you haven’t heard about the Womanizer Pro yet, head on over to a review I did. This is the strangest, most wonderful clit sucker toy you’ll encounter. You’ll cum. Like, for sure. I’m not even sure I explained how or why. Anyways, here’s something different: Womanizer’s website offers 10 position ideas […]
Tucked beneath a horribly cheesy and sexist name, a god awfully tacky design, and a price tag that will make you nauseous, is the most wonderful gem you will ever experience in sex toys. I’d like to introduce the Womanizer Pro! If you need to re-mortgage your house to own one of these, please do so!