You don’t have to be a professional sex toy expert to get off. Everyone gets to be an expert in their own body over time, but it does take time and practice! What this sex toy guide is for is to help you decide which toy you should try out to help you discover more about what makes you go OOOOOH!
Whether you’re travelling, sharing a living space with prying eyes, or just want to pretend you’re the James Bond of masturbation, here are some discreet vibrators that you’d never guess are made for diddling yourself!
Apparently orchids are magical g-spot flowers. This vibrator is curved perfectly, and I mean perfectly, for my G-spot. Will it be the same for you?
I have no fucking idea.
But this flower can pollinate my pussy any day.
If you’re like me and have a gazillion different sex toys, gadgets, get-ups, and stuff, you might be interested in the sex toy storage options here. The sex toy industry is completely full of every kinky item you could ever ask for but who is making solutions to store all of these toys?
The answer, really is nobody!
Us kinksters have to get creative when looking for ways to store our vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and wands.
Sex should not be frustrating.
But it can be and I am intimately familiar with frustrating sex. The feeling of disappointment, embarrassment, and utter defeat when you simply cannot reach that big O with your partner is something I don’t wish on anyone. Pair that with sympathy for your sex pal, who has been going down on you for an hour saying “it’s fine, just relax” and it almost makes you not want to bother even trying next time.
But you do keep trying. Because when it happens, it feels just so amazing.